-breathe out- wow its been a while since i updated my blog..there's not much to say actually,im not really good at telling story and writing,but whatever,so i am out of UNIKOP and now studying in KPMIM...the place,the people,the environment are all different,but im not really complaining even though we students are having problems with monkeys,its all good here,the course,new friends,its all good :) owh forgot,im taking Computer Networking,i know nothing about computer but thats why im here,to learn..even though im older (one year) then my classmates and other student who is in the same batch as me..its not really awkward once you didnt really think about it..so im trying to enjoy and study the best i can to get the pointer i've been aiming :D..thats all for now
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Woman : is there a problem, officer?
Officer : ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman : oh, i see.
Officer : can i see your license please?
Woman : i'd give it to you but i dont have one.
Officer : dont have one?
Woman : lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer : i see...can i see your vehichle registration papers please.
Woman : i cant do that.
Officer : why not?
Woman : i stole this car.
Officer : stole it?
Woman : yes, and i killed and hacked up the owner
Officer : you what?
Woman : his body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
the officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2 : ma'am, could you step out of your vehichle, please!
the woman steps out of her vehichle.
Woman : is there a problem sir?
Officer 2 : one of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman : murdered the owner?
Officer 2 : yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please
the woman opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2 : is this your car, ma'am?
Woman : yes, here are the registration papers.
the first officer is stunned.
Officer 2 : one of my officers claims that you do not have driving license.
the woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2 : thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didnt have a license, that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman : betcha the lying bastard told you i was speeding too.
Posted by Loco Lola at 8:06 PM
Posted by Loco Lola at 8:04 PM
Thursday, October 6, 2011
well looks like im updating this blog,after several months...just wanted to share that,i dont like my college but i like my new friends there,there's a lot of type of people there,some are good,some are bad,some can make friends at first but in the end they turn out to be your worst enemy..good thing im moving to another room,cause i cant stand my room mate H****a,she's a _______ (fill in the blank),but no worries,cause i got great friends,a friend that i knew will last forever,im easy with her,she makes me laugh almost 24/7 and we always had great times together....yay new room mate..hehe
Posted by Loco Lola at 1:58 AM
Sunday, May 15, 2011
okay i dont know why i make this blogger account cause i barely updated this thing,and i dont write much....well duhh i got nothing to say and my life is pretty much boring... -kept quiet- ...anywho,the reason im writing this after for so long is just to share that i will enroll on the 24/5/2011 in UNIKOP College in Kuala Lumpur taking Management & Office Technology course... -breath out- ...this is my first time being away from my family and im kinda scared,but its okay i go there to study and thats what im gonna do,so im just gonna put aside all those negative feelings like i cant do this i cant do that and just focussed on my study...well thats it :)
Posted by Loco Lola at 6:26 PM
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Posted by Loco Lola at 6:41 AM
Saturday, December 4, 2010
i dont think i'll be an architect,i've been thinking maybe im taking TESL....hmm ya,my english teacher had once told me that my english are good,well maybe in paper when it come in public speaking.....you have no idea how horrible i am -giggles- nevermind i'll try to worked on that,hmmm what else to talk about.....-thought for a moment- i got nothing..haha....well,thats all im changing my ambition
Posted by Loco Lola at 5:35 PM