Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat?
A: Use a spirit level!
Q: Why are ghosts such poor magicians?
A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: Where does vampires keep their savings?
A: In the blood bank!
Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline?
A: British Scareways!
Q: What kind of ghosts do they have in hospital?
A: Surgical Spirits!
Q: Who speaks on behalf of the Ghosts Union?
A: Their Spooksperson!
Q: What's a ghost's favourite food?
A: I-Scream!
Q: Did you hear about the love sick vampire?
A: He became a Neck-romancer!
Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday?
A: The Isle of Fright!
Q: What do you call a ghost who haunts the town hall?
A: A night mayor!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
A Gaggle Of Ghostly Gags
Posted by Loco Lola at 4:55 AM
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